The Republic of Double Lion of Prolonged Offerings is a huge, pleasant nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 446 million Double Lion of Prolonged Offeringsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 19.2%.

The Double Lion of Prolonged Offeringsian economy, worth 19.7 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,174 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, Harry Potter books are banned, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Double Lion of Prolonged Offerings's national animal is the lion.

Double Lion of Prolonged Offerings is ranked 146,300^th in the world and 4,445^th in Suspicious for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 98.28 on the Clooney Contribution Index.